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Eye-Catching Colorful Fantasy Design
The Darren Colorful Inflatable Ovipositor Dildo features a translucent, iridescent finish with flowing blends of soft pink, blue, and pearlescent tones. Its fantasy-inspired look is bold yet elegant, making it a visually striking centerpiece for collectors and enthusiasts of imaginative designs.
Inflatable Control for Customized Firmness
Designed with an easy-to-use hand pump, this ovipositor allows precise control over inflation. Adjust the firmness and fullness to suit your personal preference, giving you flexibility from softer, more pliable sensations to a firmer, more pronounced feel.
Expanded 5-Egg Set for Enhanced Versatility
This upgraded version includes 5 detachable eggs, offering more options for customization and creative play. The eggs are smoothly shaped and designed to work seamlessly with the ovipositor, allowing you to tailor the experience to your own pace and style.
Textured Shaft for Added Sensation
The sculpted body is accented with evenly spaced raised nodes along its length. This textured design enhances tactile stimulation while maintaining a smooth, flowing form that feels deliberate and well-crafted.
Wide Flared Base for Safe Handling
A generously flared base provides stability and confidence during use. This design ensures secure handling and makes the ovipositor easy to control, whether used alone or as part of a broader fantasy setup.
Premium Weight and Quality Feel
The ovipositor has a solid, balanced weight that adds to its premium feel without being cumbersome. Each component—from the eggs to the pump—is designed to feel substantial, durable, and thoughtfully constructed.
Complete Fantasy Play Set
Combining adjustable inflation, a colorful fantasy aesthetic, and an expanded 5-egg configuration, the Darren Colorful Inflatable Ovipositor Dildo (5 Eggs) is a versatile and visually captivating set. It’s ideal for users seeking customization, imaginative expression, and a unique addition to their fantasy toy collection.
DELIVERY & SHIPPING
🌑 Through the Veil: Delivery Rituals
🚚 Shipping & Containment Timeline
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Processing: 1-2 business days (Specimen stabilization & inspection).
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Domestic (US Lower 48): 5-7 business days via Standard Transit.
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International: 10-20 business days (Timelines vary by dimensional distance/customs).
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Note: Express summoning (2-3 days) is available for select US sectors at checkout.
📦 Absolute Discreet Packaging Your specimen arrives in total stealth:
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Outer Layer: Plain, unmarked brown box or durable mailer.
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No Branding: No mention of "Abyssal Archive" or "Adult" on the exterior.
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Return Address: Disguised as "ATR Logistics".
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Customs Declaration: Listed as "Silicone Sculptures" or "Novelty Art".
🛡️ Order Protection & Security
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Tracking: Every deployment includes an encrypted tracking link.
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Insurance: Automatically granted for all shipments over $100.
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Signature Protocol: Required for high-value artifacts over $200 to ensure safe delivery.
🌍 International Protocols We ship to most global sectors (UK, EU, CAN, AUS/NZ). Please be advised:
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Import Tolls: You are responsible for any local VAT, customs fees, or "entry taxes."
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Regional Laws: Ensure your local sector allows the import of silicone specimens.
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Restricted Zones: We cannot deploy to PO Boxes (due to signature requirements), Middle Eastern territories, or countries with strict bans on adult-themed art.
📋 Shipping Restrictions To avoid logistical collapse, we do not ship to:
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US Overseas Territories (Guam, Puerto Rico, etc.)
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Alaska & Hawaii (unless Priority Air is selected)
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Military Addresses (APO/FPO)
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Deciphering the Eldritch Dimensions
To ensure total synchronization between the Abyssal Entity and your biological form, please review these anatomical specifications. In the realm of the deep, precision is the key to a stable connection.
Note: As each specimen is hand-cast in our laboratory, minor dimensional drifts (±2mm) are natural manifestations of biological casting.
Section 2: Key Measurement Definitions
Total Length The complete vertical span of the specimen, measured from the furthest distal tip to the very bottom of the safety base.
Insertable Length The functional portion of the entity designed for dimensional intersection. This measurement excludes the flared safety base.
Greatest Diameter The straight-line width of the specimen at its thickest anatomical point. Crucial for assessing initial compatibility.
Circumference (Girth) The measurement around the thickest part of the shaft. This is the primary indicator of the "fullness" sensation within the void.
Base Diameter The width of the flared retrieval base. Designed to prevent the specimen from being lost within the abyss during high-intensity resonance.
| Class | Profile | Recommended For |
| CLASS I (Minor) | Slender and flexible. Mimics the subtle touch of a juvenile entity. | Novice Explorers |
| CLASS II (Stable) | Balanced expansion. The most synchronized manifestation in our archive. | Experienced Believers |
| CLASS III (Dominant) | Aggressive dimensional pressure. Designed to fully occupy the void. | Advanced Seekers |
| CLASS IV (Titan) | Colossal proportions. Only for those capable of hosting a Great Old One. | Elite Investigators |
Section 4: Material Density & Texture
The Firmness Scale (Durometer)
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Soft (Shore 30A): Yielding and fleshy. Mimics soft tissue with high compliance.
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Medium (Shore 50A): The gold standard. Provides structural support with a realistic skin-feel.
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Firm (Shore 70A): Unyielding and powerful. Represents a dominant, rigid presence.
Composition All specimens are forged from 100% Platinum-Cured Abyssal Silicone. Non-porous, bio-compatible, and purified of all worldly toxins.
Section 5: Final Directive
STILL UNCERTAIN? If your biological coordinates remain unclear, or if you require a bespoke calibration, please contact our Chief Archivist.
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Deciphering the Eldritch Dimensions

To ensure total synchronization between the Abyssal Entity and your biological form, please review these anatomical specifications. In the realm of the deep, precision is the key to a stable connection.
Note: As each specimen is hand-cast in our laboratory, minor dimensional drifts (±2mm) are natural manifestations of biological casting.
Section 2: Key Measurement Definitions
Total Length The complete vertical span of the specimen, measured from the furthest distal tip to the very bottom of the safety base.
Insertable Length The functional portion of the entity designed for dimensional intersection. This measurement excludes the flared safety base.
Greatest Diameter The straight-line width of the specimen at its thickest anatomical point. Crucial for assessing initial compatibility.
Circumference (Girth) The measurement around the thickest part of the shaft. This is the primary indicator of the "fullness" sensation within the void.
Base Diameter The width of the flared retrieval base. Designed to prevent the specimen from being lost within the abyss during high-intensity resonance.
| Class | Profile | Recommended For |
| CLASS I (Minor) | Slender and flexible. Mimics the subtle touch of a juvenile entity. | Novice Explorers |
| CLASS II (Stable) | Balanced expansion. The most synchronized manifestation in our archive. | Experienced Believers |
| CLASS III (Dominant) | Aggressive dimensional pressure. Designed to fully occupy the void. | Advanced Seekers |
| CLASS IV (Titan) | Colossal proportions. Only for those capable of hosting a Great Old One. | Elite Investigators |
Section 4: Material Density & Texture
The Firmness Scale (Durometer)
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Soft (Shore 30A): Yielding and fleshy. Mimics soft tissue with high compliance.
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Medium (Shore 50A): The gold standard. Provides structural support with a realistic skin-feel.
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Firm (Shore 70A): Unyielding and powerful. Represents a dominant, rigid presence.
Composition All specimens are forged from 100% Platinum-Cured Abyssal Silicone. Non-porous, bio-compatible, and purified of all worldly toxins.
Section 5: Final Directive
STILL UNCERTAIN? If your biological coordinates remain unclear, or if you require a bespoke calibration, please contact our Chief Archivist.
[ SECURE YOUR SPECIMEN ] — Link this to your "All Products" collection.
SPECIMEN METRICS
Please refer to the Schematic Diagram in the image gallery for precise spatial coordinates (Length, Girth, and Diameter) of this specific specimen.
Measurements are taken from the base to the furthest tip. Tolerance: ±0.5cm due to material flexibility.
This unit is constructed using our proprietary Bio-Mimetic Silicone.
- Exterior: Soft, skin-like texture for realistic friction.
- Core: Firm internal structure for stability and feedback.
- Quality: Non-porous, phthalate-free, and platinum-cured for maximum safety and durability.
Core Material: 100% Platinum-Cured Silicone.
Safety Grade: Body-safe, Phthalate-free, Non-porous.
Reaction: Hypoallergenic & scent-free.
Cleaning: Wash with warm water and neutral soap.
Maintenance: Apply renewal powder after drying.
Storage: Keep in a cool, dark containment unit. Avoid contact with other silicone based lifeforms.
The Abyssal Awakening
Where Ancient Mysteries Meet Modern Desires
