{"product_id":"dinosaur-ovipositor-inflatable-egg-dildo","title":"ENTITY-26: Dinosaur Inflatable Ovipositor Ovipositor Dildo | Prehistoric Egg-Laying Dildo Specimen","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[ DATA LOG: THE PRIMAL REPRODUCTION ]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDinosaur Inflatable Ovipositor\u003c\/strong\u003e is a heavy-duty specimen designed to bridge the gap between paleontology and deep-tissue fantasy. Unlike the sleek lines of our alien series, the \"Tyrant-Spawn\" features a \u003cstrong\u003eReptilian Texture Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e, mimicking the rugged, leathery skin of an apex predator. The slim, reinforced tip is engineered to penetrate the modern Void, delivering a payload of \"Prehistoric Legacy\" that demands total surrender. Experience the weight of history as you host the eggs of a titan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eEXTINCTION-LEVEL DELIVERY MODES:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVOLCANIC PNEUMATIC BURST:\u003c\/strong\u003e Using the industrial-grade air pump, build internal pressure within the reinforced chamber. The result is a forceful, \"explosive\" expulsion that mimics the high-stakes survival of a prehistoric nesting ground.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFOSSILIZED MANUAL PRECISION:\u003c\/strong\u003e For a slower, more clinical ritual, utilize the manual push-stick. Load the eggs into the base and orchestrate a rhythmic \"hatching\" process, feeling each egg navigate the textured internal channel of the ovipositor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSPECIMEN ATTRIBUTES:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRUGGED REPTILIAN SILHOUETTE:\u003c\/strong\u003e The exterior is designed with subtle, non-abrasive ridges inspired by dinosaur anatomy, providing unique secondary stimulation during the insertion phase.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eELITE LIQUID SILICONE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from a denser-grade liquid silicone for a more \"muscular\" feel. Hypoallergenic, easy to clean, and retains heat exceptionally well for a lifelike experience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eREINFORCED EGG MATRIX:\u003c\/strong\u003e Included eggs are designed with an increased density to simulate the heavy-shell feel of ancient reptiles, providing a deeper \"thud\" upon delivery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[ PRIMAL SAFETY PROTOCOLS ]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n    * \u003cstrong\u003eThe Hatchling Guard:\u003c\/strong\u003e To ensure the \"legacy\" doesn't wander too deep, we recommend tethering the eggs with rubber bands to the main shaft for guaranteed retrieval. \n    * \u003cstrong\u003eThe Lubrication Layer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Due to the textured nature of the dinosaur series, a high-viscosity, water-based lubricant is mandatory for a smooth, safe transition into the Void.\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Nature finds a way. The Tyrant-Spawn brings the ancient nesting ritual into the modern era.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cult of Bliss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48765351788784,"sku":null,"price":68.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/9103\/4352\/files\/6_8.jpg?v=1769394171","url":"https:\/\/thecultofbliss.com\/products\/dinosaur-ovipositor-inflatable-egg-dildo","provider":"Cult of Bliss","version":"1.0","type":"link"}